So you can apparently get mashed potatoes now from 7-11.  That by it self isnt TOO scary… its the fact that said potatoes are dispensed much like their trademark Slurpee that honestly frightens me to the core.
theclearlydope
July 16, 2012 VIEW POST
Things I do not need… Burritob0t.
…. I dont know what else to say here.  Described by its creator as: 

“Burritob0t is a 3D printer that prepares edible burritos within minutes”

 I cant quite figure out if this is a joke or real life, but considering that this tex-mex-tech has been reported on by the likes of Techcrunch, Laughingsquid, Mashable, and the Huffington Post, Im willing to believe its credence.  
Burritob0t
June 21, 2012 VIEW POST
Would you pay $8 Grand for a digital camera that just takes black and white pictures?  Really?  Then Leica’s M system is… your only choice.

Countless iconic black-and-white photographs have been shot with the legendary cameras of the Leica M-System. So it was time for a camera to continue this tradition and finally make it possible to deliver authentic monochrome photography in digital form: the Leica M Monochrom. It is the first full-frame, 35mm format digital camera to be designed exclusively and without any compromises for black-and-white photography. It delivers ‘true’ black-and-white images in unrivaled sharpness and dynamic range. This makes the M Monochrom the perfect camera for anyone with a passion for black-and-white photography.
May 11, 2012 VIEW POST
So the same people who makes really bad whiskey, is now producing bacon flavored mustard?  Im as over bacon flavored products as I am vampires, but if your not, then you can pick up a six pack of the, Im sure terrible, mustard at Amazon for $35
Amazon
May 9, 2012 VIEW POST
I saw this beauty in a Walmart parking lot, outside of Lancaster PA.  I hear two spoilers makes cars go faster… its science.
February 14, 2012 VIEW POST
January 30, 2012 VIEW POST

So This Just Happened

I’m at Starbucks, enjoy my venti triple no fat cinnamon dolce latte with no foam divided between four short cups, two with extra cinnamon, two with none, like a normal guy, doing some homework right. When this bro strolls in, doesn’t order anything, takes a seat at the coffee bar, and proceeds to pull a liter Coke out of his bag, along with two lunchables, one of the meat/cracker/cheese variety, the other one of the pizza types.

Without saying anything to anyone, he calmly feast, eating the pizza in two bites, laborious constructs tiny sandwiches from the other lunchable before gestation , and then chugs the remaining half liter of coke in one long drag. He then puts all the trash back in his bag, not disposing of it in the Starbucks trash or recycling receptacles, and then just leaves.

I have never quite seen a lunchable related display quite as impressive, and thought it merited sharing.

January 22, 2012 VIEW POST
BLACK FRIDAY TERROR!
From Yahoo news: 

“In Los Angeles, authorities were reviewing security tapes to track down a woman in her 30s who pepper-sprayed a crowd at a Walmart as customers swarmed for Xboxes on sale late Thursday,Los Angeles police Sergeant J. Valle said.
“They were opening a package to try to get some Xboxes from a crate and this lady pepper-sprayed a whole bunch of people in order to gain an advantage over the Xboxes,” Valle said.

Nothing says the holidays, like late night pepper spray….
November 26, 2011 VIEW POST