Things I do not Need: This Star Wars Wampa Ice Scraper Mitt
I live in North Carolina, so we never really get snow or ice, so I would never have any need for this… it doesn’t change the fact that I want it. Simply the visual and sensory experience of slamming my white fur clad arm onto a iced windshield, and dragging my claws (scraper) across, flecks of ice and snow getting caught in my mane… and then, out of the corner of my eye, I see an intruder. I lunge, he counters, removing my arm in the process. My only though its, “now Im going to be late for work” seeing as I was not able to properly clean my windshield…
